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A cowboy and a physicist walk into a bar. (I don't know why, they just do.) The cowboy walks over to the physicist and is complaining about how his horse can't run as many hours as it used to be able to. The physicist listens to him, asks a few questions, and then says he'll think about it, right? A few hours and a few drinks later, he goes up to the cowboy, pulls out this piece of paper he's scribbled all over, and says "I've got the answer." The cowboy, excited to know how to fix his horse, asks how. The physicist says, "First, we assume a spherical horse in a vacuum.."

Voice

Date: 2010-08-07 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrenwhite.livejournal.com
Oh, I get it! It's funny because the physicist is over analyzing the basic scenario of the horses physical decline in overly complex terms. That's hilarious! [He doesn't sound sarcastic, he's actually amused.]

Voice

Date: 2010-08-07 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
Close enough, yeah. I'm glad you liked it.

Who are you?

Voice

Date: 2010-08-07 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrenwhite.livejournal.com
It was pretty classy, pretty classy indeed. I'm Warren White.

Voice

Date: 2010-08-07 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
You sound like a superhero.

You're the one that asked for the shark, right? Can I come feed it?

Voice - this is canon.

Date: 2010-08-07 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrenwhite.livejournal.com
No, not me. The only superhero I know is Batman, and that guy has serious issues. He once stopped me from making out with my therapist. Or at least someone disguised as my therapist.

Yeah, definitely. It's on level five.
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
Was she hot?

Thanks. Will you show me how? I don't really know anything about them.

Voice - OF COURSE. :D

Date: 2010-08-07 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrenwhite.livejournal.com
Yeah. She was. And kind of dead, apparently, but I didn't know that.

Sure. I think we just stick it in the tank. The sharks really clever, it'll work it out.

Voice. <3

Date: 2010-08-07 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
How were you making out with her if she was dead?

Cool. I'll come by sometime later. I wander around a lot.

Voice.

Date: 2010-08-07 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrenwhite.livejournal.com
Well, she was dead, but there was another chick underneath wearing her skin.

You know where I'll be. The shark needs company, after all.

Voice.

Date: 2010-08-07 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
That's pretty fucking gross.

Voice.

Date: 2010-08-08 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrenwhite.livejournal.com
Yeah, I know. Weird to think that I'd be talking to her like that for weeks.

Voice.

Date: 2010-08-08 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
Shouldn't you be glad that he saved you from that?

Voice.

Date: 2010-08-09 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrenwhite.livejournal.com
...No. He didn't have to go smashing through a window to do it. Overkill, much?

Re: Voice.

Date: 2010-08-09 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
That's how superheroes are, man.

Voice.

Date: 2010-08-09 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrenwhite.livejournal.com
Yeah, but then he misses a demon invasion in the basement.

Voice.

Date: 2010-08-10 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
Maybe he's just a really bad superhero.

Voice.

Date: 2010-08-13 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrenwhite.livejournal.com
Yeah, I guess. And his costume is dumb. If I were a superhero I'd wear a suit.

Voice.

Date: 2010-08-16 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
Wouldn't it be hard to move in a suit, though?

Voice.

Date: 2010-08-18 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrenwhite.livejournal.com
Dunno. He seems to get by okay.

Voice.

Date: 2010-08-18 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
I mean if you were a hero and you were a suit, wouldn't it be hard?

Voice.

Date: 2010-08-19 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrenwhite.livejournal.com
I don't wear a suit. Well, I do, but the other kind of suit. The normal person kind of suit.

Voice.

Date: 2010-08-20 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
That's what I mean. Wouldn't it be hard to move in a normal suit?

Voice.

Date: 2010-08-20 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrenwhite.livejournal.com
Nah, it's an aquired skill. I'm really good at it.

Voice.

Date: 2010-08-23 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
That's cool.

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