tangentdarko: (wile the years away)
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A cowboy and a physicist walk into a bar. (I don't know why, they just do.) The cowboy walks over to the physicist and is complaining about how his horse can't run as many hours as it used to be able to. The physicist listens to him, asks a few questions, and then says he'll think about it, right? A few hours and a few drinks later, he goes up to the cowboy, pulls out this piece of paper he's scribbled all over, and says "I've got the answer." The cowboy, excited to know how to fix his horse, asks how. The physicist says, "First, we assume a spherical horse in a vacuum.."

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Date: 2010-08-06 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aintnothingfair.livejournal.com
Don't think I get it, partner.

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Date: 2010-08-06 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
Because the horse isn't a sphere..

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Date: 2010-08-07 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aintnothingfair.livejournal.com
I know that part.

...is it a joke?

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Date: 2010-08-07 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
Yeah, I mean. I wouldn't tell such a lame story if it weren't a joke..

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Date: 2010-08-06 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com
[Yeah...he actually did laugh at that.] Where did you hear that?

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Date: 2010-08-06 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
Well, I heard some variation of it from my physics teacher once, but I wanted to include The Cowboy to make it more interesting. Normally it's a spherical cow, but.. [He laughs.] ..a horse sounded better for a cowboy.

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Date: 2010-08-06 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com
I've heard the spherical cow joke. It's well known.

You must have liked your physics teacher.

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Date: 2010-08-06 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
Same basic joke.

Yeah, Mr. Monnitoff. He was pretty cool and he helped me learn a lot. I mean, the class was only asking about Newton's Laws and stuff, but he and I talked about stuff like time travel and quantum mechanics. I'm pretty good at understanding stuff if I have someone like that to talk about it with, you know?

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[Voice] Yup!

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Date: 2010-08-07 12:05 am (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Surprise)
From: [personal profile] acid_rayne
What...?

Date: 2010-08-07 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
It's a joke. If you don't get it, it's really hard to explain.

Date: 2010-08-07 03:39 am (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Speak)
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It also sucks, dude...

Date: 2010-08-07 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
Maybe you're just too stupid to get it.

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Date: 2010-08-07 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrenwhite.livejournal.com
Oh, I get it! It's funny because the physicist is over analyzing the basic scenario of the horses physical decline in overly complex terms. That's hilarious! [He doesn't sound sarcastic, he's actually amused.]

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Date: 2010-08-07 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
Close enough, yeah. I'm glad you liked it.

Who are you?

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Date: 2010-08-07 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrenwhite.livejournal.com
It was pretty classy, pretty classy indeed. I'm Warren White.

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Date: 2010-08-07 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
You sound like a superhero.

You're the one that asked for the shark, right? Can I come feed it?

Voice - this is canon.

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Voice - OF COURSE. :D

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Voice. <3

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Date: 2010-08-07 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lastsonofangtu.livejournal.com
...what is a horse?

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Date: 2010-08-07 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
It's.. It's an animal. Go look it up in the library.

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Date: 2010-08-08 02:45 pm (UTC)
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I do not think we had this "horse" on my homeworld. Which planet's biosphere am I supposed to investigate for this lifeform?

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Date: 2010-08-07 05:48 pm (UTC)
ext_956330: Omega spotting a Punch and Judy Show (Default)
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Hmm. Amusing.

Date: 2010-08-07 06:24 pm (UTC)
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