.02. zombies

[tangentdarko]

[Backdated to end of port.]

Well. I don't know what the fuck that was, but I'd be okay with never doing it again, you know? I guess it was kind of fun toward the end there, though, when we got the weapons. It was definitely better than shooting cans off a rock. I'm really glad we survived too. I never really thought we wouldn't, but I heard some of you didn't, so maybe it was a bigger possibility than I considered.. Whatever.

Hey Paddy? What's for dinner tonight?

[ooc; OPEN SPAM for Team Jake contained in first comment.]

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[fuckitybye]

Paddy's in no fit state to fucking answer, son.

That being said, unless anyone else on the staff's got a better fucking idea, it's sandwiches and salads tonight. Reckon people will appreciate the fucking vegetarian option.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

What happened to him? Where is he?

How do you make a sandwich without meat unless it's like peanut butter and jelly or grilled cheese?

[fuckitybye]

He's laid up in the infirmary. Probably will be for the next few days; thank the fucking port for that.

There's things grow in the ground called vegetables. Maybe you've heard of them.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Whose in charge of the food while he's in the hospital?

Yeah, but you can't make a sandwich out of bread and vegetables.

[fuckitybye]

Iroh's the warden in charge. I got the fucking dinner shift.

Sure you can. Might need a bit of cheese, though.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Who's she?

Can't you just throw some ham or something on the sandwich? It can't be that hard. I'll even make it for myself if it's going to be so goddamn impossible.

[fuckitybye]

He is a balding beardy bloke with a koan for every fucking occasion. Usually runs the breakfast shift.

And there'll be carnivorous options if you fucking want 'em, all right?

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Oh. That's a really weird name.

Thanks.