tangentdarko: (wile the years away)
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A cowboy and a physicist walk into a bar. (I don't know why, they just do.) The cowboy walks over to the physicist and is complaining about how his horse can't run as many hours as it used to be able to. The physicist listens to him, asks a few questions, and then says he'll think about it, right? A few hours and a few drinks later, he goes up to the cowboy, pulls out this piece of paper he's scribbled all over, and says "I've got the answer." The cowboy, excited to know how to fix his horse, asks how. The physicist says, "First, we assume a spherical horse in a vacuum.."
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Date: 2010-08-07 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
Maybe you're just too stupid to get it.

Voice

Date: 2010-08-07 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
You sound like a superhero.

You're the one that asked for the shark, right? Can I come feed it?

Date: 2010-08-07 05:09 am (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Actor - Bored)
From: [personal profile] acid_rayne
Or maybe it really does just suck.

Date: 2010-08-07 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
It doesn't suck. The people who got it thought it was funny.

Bitch.

Date: 2010-08-07 05:15 am (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Red)
From: [personal profile] acid_rayne
Asshole.

Voice - this is canon.

Date: 2010-08-07 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrenwhite.livejournal.com
No, not me. The only superhero I know is Batman, and that guy has serious issues. He once stopped me from making out with my therapist. Or at least someone disguised as my therapist.

Yeah, definitely. It's on level five.

Date: 2010-08-07 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
Geez. Pretty hostile there.. don't be such a fuckass.

Date: 2010-08-07 05:27 am (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Gun - Hold)
From: [personal profile] acid_rayne
Do you want me to hurt you?
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
Was she hot?

Thanks. Will you show me how? I don't really know anything about them.

Date: 2010-08-07 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
You really should look into that anger.

Voice - OF COURSE. :D

Date: 2010-08-07 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrenwhite.livejournal.com
Yeah. She was. And kind of dead, apparently, but I didn't know that.

Sure. I think we just stick it in the tank. The sharks really clever, it'll work it out.

Voice. <3

Date: 2010-08-07 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
How were you making out with her if she was dead?

Cool. I'll come by sometime later. I wander around a lot.

Voice.

Date: 2010-08-07 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrenwhite.livejournal.com
Well, she was dead, but there was another chick underneath wearing her skin.

You know where I'll be. The shark needs company, after all.

[Voice]

Date: 2010-08-07 10:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com
Time travel and parallel universes. Three years ago, I wouldn't have believed it but...yeah, alright. I'd like to hear what you have to say on it.

Re: [Voice]

Date: 2010-08-07 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aintnothingfair.livejournal.com
I heard about this CES here, if you wanna learn.

[Voice]

Date: 2010-08-07 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
Why would I want to wrangle my own horse?

[Voice]

Date: 2010-08-07 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
Aren't you from the future? Shouldn't time travel be.. I don't know, more tested and established where you're from?

Re: [Voice]

Date: 2010-08-07 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aintnothingfair.livejournal.com
Do you have a horse right now? 'Cause I sure don't.

[Voice]

Date: 2010-08-07 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
...Well... no.

Why don't you wrangle them and I'll just ride it?

Re: [Voice]

Date: 2010-08-07 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aintnothingfair.livejournal.com
You don' wanna learn?

Voice.

Date: 2010-08-07 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
That's pretty fucking gross.

[Voice]

Date: 2010-08-07 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com
I don't think I can.

Re: [Voice]

Date: 2010-08-07 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aintnothingfair.livejournal.com
Well, I can do the wranglin' this time.

D'you know where I can get a saddle 'r two?

[Voice]

Date: 2010-08-07 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com
We were more focused on our survival. The sun was dying.

Date: 2010-08-07 05:48 pm (UTC)
ext_956330: Omega spotting a Punch and Judy Show (Default)
From: [identity profile] rass-bestie.livejournal.com
Hmm. Amusing.
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