[Backdated to end of port.]

Well. I don't know what the fuck that was, but I'd be okay with never doing it again, you know? I guess it was kind of fun toward the end there, though, when we got the weapons. It was definitely better than shooting cans off a rock. I'm really glad we survived too. I never really thought we wouldn't, but I heard some of you didn't, so maybe it was a bigger possibility than I considered.. Whatever.

Hey Paddy? What's for dinner tonight?

[ooc; OPEN SPAM for Team Jake contained in first comment.]