.10. [written] letter to santa

[tangentdarko]

Why does everyone hate the mistletoe so much? I think it's kind of cool.

I used to always prefer Halloween, but Christmas isn't so bad here. I like it.

[Private to Santa]
Dear Santa,

Get Gretchen something really nice, even if she doesn't know me or whatever. Like a diamond necklace. Tell her it's from a superhero.

Give Warren a freshwater shark or something he can have in his room. Or a bunch of really good chum so he can see the shark be more active for awhile. Don't make it a person, though.. I don't think his warden would like that.

John's wife should get some kind of reminder of him. Maybe a locket or something? I don't really know what girls like.

I guess that's all.. Could I get a copy of The Philosophy of Time Travel? I don't think the other one I had is here still and I really want my warden to see it.

Oh, and get that Capa guy a page of notes that's relevant to whatever he's studying. I know Grandma Death's writing helped me, so I can only imagine stuff like that would help him too. You should get him a copy of Philosophy of Time Travel too. Then we could talk about all the time travel stuff and he would understand.

Paddy should get some recipes for some stuff my mom used to make. It would be really cool if he could make some of that stuff. Only the good ones, though, okay?

Thanks a lot, Santa.

Comments

[beyondxtime.livejournal.com]

Oh do people still do Halloween? Thats good to hear

Would you like cookies, maybe?

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't they?

They're not poisoned or anything weird, right?

[beyondxtime.livejournal.com]

I don’t think so. I followed the recipes, and I got rid of the ones I put tinsel in, apparently people don’t eat tinsel.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Why would you think people eat tinsel? Are you retarded?

[beyondxtime.livejournal.com]

Well I dont know what people eat now adays. It looked festive.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Would you eat tinsel?

[beyondxtime.livejournal.com]

[Nickis not sure how to answer that without sounding bad. Of course he would xD]
Do you want cookies?

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Only if there's normal.

[beyondxtime.livejournal.com]

These ones are, I used the right things.

[saveme-barry.livejournal.com]

It's because people keep losing at Velma roulette and end up getting off with that Lord of the Rings twat. The mistletoe's less cool when you have to spend the half hour after it up picking dwarf pubes and bits of roas boar and shit out your teeth.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

What are you even talking about?

[ukofcor41.livejournal.com]

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