.06. [VOICE] a joke about john marston & robert capa

[tangentdarko]

A cowboy and a physicist walk into a bar. (I don't know why, they just do.) The cowboy walks over to the physicist and is complaining about how his horse can't run as many hours as it used to be able to. The physicist listens to him, asks a few questions, and then says he'll think about it, right? A few hours and a few drinks later, he goes up to the cowboy, pulls out this piece of paper he's scribbled all over, and says "I've got the answer." The cowboy, excited to know how to fix his horse, asks how. The physicist says, "First, we assume a spherical horse in a vacuum.."

Comments

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[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. Weird to think that I'd be talking to her like that for weeks.

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[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't you be glad that he saved you from that?

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[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

...No. He didn't have to go smashing through a window to do it. Overkill, much?

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[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

That's how superheroes are, man.

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[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but then he misses a demon invasion in the basement.

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[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's just a really bad superhero.

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[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess. And his costume is dumb. If I were a superhero I'd wear a suit.

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[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be hard to move in a suit, though?

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[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Dunno. He seems to get by okay.

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[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

I mean if you were a hero and you were a suit, wouldn't it be hard?

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[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

I don't wear a suit. Well, I do, but the other kind of suit. The normal person kind of suit.

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[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

That's what I mean. Wouldn't it be hard to move in a normal suit?

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[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's an aquired skill. I'm really good at it.

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[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

That's cool.