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Donnie Darko ([personal profile] tangentdarko) wrote2010-08-06 03:39 pm
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.06. [VOICE] a joke about john marston & robert capa

A cowboy and a physicist walk into a bar. (I don't know why, they just do.) The cowboy walks over to the physicist and is complaining about how his horse can't run as many hours as it used to be able to. The physicist listens to him, asks a few questions, and then says he'll think about it, right? A few hours and a few drinks later, he goes up to the cowboy, pulls out this piece of paper he's scribbled all over, and says "I've got the answer." The cowboy, excited to know how to fix his horse, asks how. The physicist says, "First, we assume a spherical horse in a vacuum.."
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[Voice]

[identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would I want to wrangle my own horse?

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[identity profile] aintnothingfair.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you have a horse right now? 'Cause I sure don't.

[Voice]

[identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well... no.

Why don't you wrangle them and I'll just ride it?

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[identity profile] aintnothingfair.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I can do the wranglin' this time.

D'you know where I can get a saddle 'r two?

[Voice]

[identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't really know how to ride either. Maybe you can teach me that?

You can ask the Admiral for some. I don't know if he'll say yes, but.. I don't think we have any already.

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[identity profile] aintnothingfair.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, 'till then, we c'n ride bareback.

You busy right now, kid?

[Voice]

[identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
What? No, I guess not, but, isn't it really easy to fall off without a saddle?

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[identity profile] aintnothingfair.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
It's easy to fall off with a saddle.

[Voice]

[identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com 2010-08-08 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Why should I ride if I'm just going to fall off?

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[identity profile] aintnothingfair.livejournal.com 2010-08-08 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
That ain't never been a good reason not to.

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[identity profile] aintnothingfair.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Or we can set aside a time if you ain't wantin' to ride bareback.

[Voice]

[identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's fine. I'm bored anyway.

Re: [Voice] - After, lol, talking to other inmates

[identity profile] aintnothingfair.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You ask your warden 'bout ridin'?

[Voice]

[identity profile] tangentdarko.livejournal.com 2010-08-12 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
No, I didn't know I needed to.. I'll go ask him.

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[identity profile] aintnothingfair.livejournal.com 2010-08-12 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Then get back to me. We'll get you on a horse one'a these days.
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