.06. [VOICE] a joke about john marston & robert capa

[tangentdarko]

A cowboy and a physicist walk into a bar. (I don't know why, they just do.) The cowboy walks over to the physicist and is complaining about how his horse can't run as many hours as it used to be able to. The physicist listens to him, asks a few questions, and then says he'll think about it, right? A few hours and a few drinks later, he goes up to the cowboy, pulls out this piece of paper he's scribbled all over, and says "I've got the answer." The cowboy, excited to know how to fix his horse, asks how. The physicist says, "First, we assume a spherical horse in a vacuum.."

Comments

Voice - this is canon.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

No, not me. The only superhero I know is Batman, and that guy has serious issues. He once stopped me from making out with my therapist. Or at least someone disguised as my therapist.

Yeah, definitely. It's on level five.

Voice - rofl. They can feed it together after the art room thing?

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Was she hot?

Thanks. Will you show me how? I don't really know anything about them.

Voice - OF COURSE. :D

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah. She was. And kind of dead, apparently, but I didn't know that.

Sure. I think we just stick it in the tank. The sharks really clever, it'll work it out.

Voice. <3

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

How were you making out with her if she was dead?

Cool. I'll come by sometime later. I wander around a lot.

Voice.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Well, she was dead, but there was another chick underneath wearing her skin.

You know where I'll be. The shark needs company, after all.

Voice.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

That's pretty fucking gross.

Voice.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. Weird to think that I'd be talking to her like that for weeks.

Voice.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't you be glad that he saved you from that?

Voice.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

...No. He didn't have to go smashing through a window to do it. Overkill, much?

Re: Voice.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

That's how superheroes are, man.

Voice.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but then he misses a demon invasion in the basement.

Voice.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's just a really bad superhero.

Voice.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess. And his costume is dumb. If I were a superhero I'd wear a suit.

Voice.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be hard to move in a suit, though?

Voice.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Dunno. He seems to get by okay.

Voice.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

I mean if you were a hero and you were a suit, wouldn't it be hard?

Voice.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

I don't wear a suit. Well, I do, but the other kind of suit. The normal person kind of suit.

Voice.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

That's what I mean. Wouldn't it be hard to move in a normal suit?

Voice.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's an aquired skill. I'm really good at it.

Voice.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

That's cool.