.06. [VOICE] a joke about john marston & robert capa

[tangentdarko]

A cowboy and a physicist walk into a bar. (I don't know why, they just do.) The cowboy walks over to the physicist and is complaining about how his horse can't run as many hours as it used to be able to. The physicist listens to him, asks a few questions, and then says he'll think about it, right? A few hours and a few drinks later, he goes up to the cowboy, pulls out this piece of paper he's scribbled all over, and says "I've got the answer." The cowboy, excited to know how to fix his horse, asks how. The physicist says, "First, we assume a spherical horse in a vacuum.."

Comments

[Voice]

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

I don't really know how to ride either. Maybe you can teach me that?

You can ask the Admiral for some. I don't know if he'll say yes, but.. I don't think we have any already.

[Voice] Assume the SUPER SCIENCE talk?

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

That makes sense.

Do you want to meet for dinner? I'd just.. I'd really like to talk to someone about this kind of stuff.

[Voice] Yup!

[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

Sure. Dinner's fine. I'll meet you there.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

Re: [Voice]

[aintnothingfair.livejournal.com]

Well, 'till then, we c'n ride bareback.

You busy right now, kid?

[Voice]

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

What? No, I guess not, but, isn't it really easy to fall off without a saddle?

Re: [Voice]

[aintnothingfair.livejournal.com]

It's easy to fall off with a saddle.

[Voice]

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Why should I ride if I'm just going to fall off?

Re: [Voice]

[aintnothingfair.livejournal.com]

That ain't never been a good reason not to.

Voice.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. Weird to think that I'd be talking to her like that for weeks.

Re: Voice

[lastsonofangtu.livejournal.com]

I do not think we had this "horse" on my homeworld. Which planet's biosphere am I supposed to investigate for this lifeform?

Voice

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Earth. 1988.

[Voice]

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

I guess..

Voice.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't you be glad that he saved you from that?

Voice.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

...No. He didn't have to go smashing through a window to do it. Overkill, much?

Re: Voice.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

That's how superheroes are, man.

Voice.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but then he misses a demon invasion in the basement.

Re: Voice

[lastsonofangtu.livejournal.com]

Ah... *a few moment's pause*

I have located the species. And I see now; a spherical specimen in a vacuum would not be suitable for transportation...

Re: [Voice]

[aintnothingfair.livejournal.com]

Or we can set aside a time if you ain't wantin' to ride bareback.

Voice.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's just a really bad superhero.

[Voice]

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

No, it's fine. I'm bored anyway.

Voice

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Yeah, something like that.

Re: [Voice] - After, lol, talking to other inmates

[aintnothingfair.livejournal.com]

You ask your warden 'bout ridin'?

[Voice]

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't know I needed to.. I'll go ask him.

Re: [Voice]

[aintnothingfair.livejournal.com]

Then get back to me. We'll get you on a horse one'a these days.