.06. [VOICE] a joke about john marston & robert capa

[tangentdarko]

A cowboy and a physicist walk into a bar. (I don't know why, they just do.) The cowboy walks over to the physicist and is complaining about how his horse can't run as many hours as it used to be able to. The physicist listens to him, asks a few questions, and then says he'll think about it, right? A few hours and a few drinks later, he goes up to the cowboy, pulls out this piece of paper he's scribbled all over, and says "I've got the answer." The cowboy, excited to know how to fix his horse, asks how. The physicist says, "First, we assume a spherical horse in a vacuum.."

Comments

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're just too stupid to get it.

Voice

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

You sound like a superhero.

You're the one that asked for the shark, right? Can I come feed it?

[acid_rayne]

Or maybe it really does just suck.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

It doesn't suck. The people who got it thought it was funny.

Bitch.

[acid_rayne]

Asshole.

Voice - this is canon.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

No, not me. The only superhero I know is Batman, and that guy has serious issues. He once stopped me from making out with my therapist. Or at least someone disguised as my therapist.

Yeah, definitely. It's on level five.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Geez. Pretty hostile there.. don't be such a fuckass.

[acid_rayne]

Do you want me to hurt you?

Voice - rofl. They can feed it together after the art room thing?

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Was she hot?

Thanks. Will you show me how? I don't really know anything about them.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

You really should look into that anger.

Voice - OF COURSE. :D

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah. She was. And kind of dead, apparently, but I didn't know that.

Sure. I think we just stick it in the tank. The sharks really clever, it'll work it out.

Voice. <3

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

How were you making out with her if she was dead?

Cool. I'll come by sometime later. I wander around a lot.

Voice.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Well, she was dead, but there was another chick underneath wearing her skin.

You know where I'll be. The shark needs company, after all.

[Voice]

[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

Time travel and parallel universes. Three years ago, I wouldn't have believed it but...yeah, alright. I'd like to hear what you have to say on it.

Re: [Voice]

[aintnothingfair.livejournal.com]

I heard about this CES here, if you wanna learn.

[Voice]

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Why would I want to wrangle my own horse?

[Voice]

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Aren't you from the future? Shouldn't time travel be.. I don't know, more tested and established where you're from?

Re: [Voice]

[aintnothingfair.livejournal.com]

Do you have a horse right now? 'Cause I sure don't.

[Voice]

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

...Well... no.

Why don't you wrangle them and I'll just ride it?

Re: [Voice]

[aintnothingfair.livejournal.com]

You don' wanna learn?

Voice.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

That's pretty fucking gross.

[Voice]

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

I don't think I can.

Re: [Voice]

[aintnothingfair.livejournal.com]

Well, I can do the wranglin' this time.

D'you know where I can get a saddle 'r two?

[Voice]

[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

We were more focused on our survival. The sun was dying.

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Amusing.